Hello, February.♥

animalstalkinginallcaps:

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES WILL YOU “OCCUPY WALL STREET” OR “OCCUPY BOSTON” OR “OCCUPY” ANYTHING EXCEPT THAT GARBAGE PIT YOU CALL A BEDROOM UNTIL IT’S CLEAN, DO YOU HEAR ME?

BUT THIS IS A PIVOTAL MOMENT IN AMERICAN HISTORY.

NOT ONLY AM I HAVING A DINNER PARTY THIS WEEKEND AND NEED THE HOUSE TO BE SPOTLESS BUT THEY’RE TRAMPLING AMERICAN FLAGS TO CHOKE WAR VETERANS AND TOSS THEM IN PADDYWAGONS OUT THERE. YOU TOOK CELLO LESSONS FOR SIX YEARS. YOU STILL LIVE AT HOME AND READ MANGA. DO YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO YOU IN JAIL? WITH YOUR DELICATE SKIN AND SOFT FEATURES?

BUT WE’RE THE 99%.

JUST FORGET ABOUT IT, TERRY. WE MIGHT BE “THE 99%” BUT UNTIL YOU START PAYING RENT OR I’M OFF THE PAPERWORK FOR YOUR STUDENT LOANS YOU’RE 99% MY BITCH. CLEAN YOUR ROOM.

(via caythee)

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    Yes I have a thing for Giraffe…

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    It’s no good, little giraffe. Go clean your room first.

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